What is your favourite chicken joke?
Why did the chicken..
Tony Blair: Because it believes, as I do in a fairer and better world for British people on the NuLabor side.
George W: Because....er
John Kerry: Because if it stays on this side it will end up in Iraq like all the other stupid chickens
Bill Clinton: I did not have sex with that chicken
(ok, Ive done now)
Tony Blair: Look. When I see that chicken. I see an outcast from Society. A bird driven to desperate. Acts. By eighteen years of society's. Disintegration. Under the Conservative. Government. My vision. Is of a Third Way. Where the People's Chicken. Will be elected to a fixed-term position. And can negotiate whatever thoroughfares. The EU's Common Agricultural Policy dictates. New Labour. New Chicken.
Chairman Mao: Because it was the running-dog of an international clique of imperialist and capitalist forces determined to split the Motherland and sabotage our glorious revolution. It has now confessed and recognised its wrong-doings, and is undergoing re-education through labour.
A blonde chicken was standing at the side of a river, no bridge to be seen in either direction. Another chicken on the opposite side shouts across, "How do you get to the other side" Blonde chicken looks up and down a bit bemused, then shouts back, "I am on the other side"
asked in chickens, jokes, GENERAL INTEREST
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his car. Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with the chicken. The man sped up to 55 miles per hour, but low and behold, so did the 3-legged chicken.
The man then sped up to 65 miles per hour only to again be equaled in speed by the 3-legged chicken. As the man watched in amazement, the chicken suddenly made a sharp left turn and took off down a side road toward a small farm.
The man quickly also made the left turn and followed the chicken to the small farm, parking out front. Looking around the man found the farmer around back in the midst of many 3-legged chickens. After greeting the farmer, the man asked him why he was raising 3-legged chickens.
"Well we figure," said the farmer, "that with an average family of 3 people, only 2 can have a chicken leg with an average chicken. But with a three legged chicken, each member of the family can enjoy a chicken leg of their own."
"That's pretty wise," said the man, who then asked "Well how do your 3-legged chickens taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never been able to catch one."