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Snow question: 2 snowmen in a garden. One turns to the other and says "Here, can you smell carrots?" Any better snowman jokes out there?

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duffield1 answers:

How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!

What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!

What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!

What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!

What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!

What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!

What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!

What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!

Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!

What does Frosty the Snowman drink to stay warm?
Ice tea!

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes! (or was that "Frosted Flakes"?)

Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!

What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap!

Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a "Snow"-bank! (it is cold cash after all! *grin*)

What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
"Freeze!"

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

What are Frosty's favourite letters?
I.C.!

What does Frosty call ice?
Skid stuff!

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty with a hot flash!

What did Frosty call his cow?
Eskimoo!

What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
The kind with lots of frosting! (or was that icing? *wink*)


Supplement from 02/08/2007 10:21am:

Sorry, from:
www.emailsanta.com/jokes_frosty.htm


Supplement from 02/08/2007 10:21am:

Sorry, from:
www.emailsanta.com/jokes_frosty.htm


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jeannebaxter answers:

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly saunce!
How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mobile phone?
"We're talking in the air..."
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What does a snowman's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!
What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
What's a snowman's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a "Snow"-bank!
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A:You have to hollow out it's head first


Supplement from 02/08/2007 10:30am:

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funksensations1 answers:

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?





A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head!


Supplement from 02/08/2007 10:32am:

grrrr aleady said right above my head!


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Candy.DeRun answers:

Did the other one answer, "no, but I can see some coal."?


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tim.beasley answers:

Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

A. Snowballs!


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Aiming4777 answers:

This one ...


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Paul_Rook answers:

What do you call a snowman in the summer ?




A Puddle!


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