What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
What do snowmen like on their burgers?
How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mobile phone?
"We're talking in the air..."
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What does a snowman's wife put on her face at night?
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
What's a snowman's favourite Mexican food?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a "Snow"-bank!
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A:You have to hollow out it's head first