Happy Singles' Day.
It is the day belonging to Happy Singles around the country.
Why the heck did they try and phone the editor of the Daily Telegraph to check that.
I'm still ranting about last night's show. I think that they skipped the audition process for The Apprentice this year, and took Big Brother cast-offs instead.
Just to add, I am going to report that picture as abuse. I find it deeply offensive.
However, I do realise that I have offended question mark lovers by omitting it from the end of my question, "Why the heck...?"
I blame it upon my being rhetorical. It's like being dyslexic, only there is no solution.